"Tips to make your life and reality more computer-adapted:


* Doubleclick all buttons
* Put bookmarks on your favourite locations
* Check your mailbox every 10 minutes
* Start a newsgroup at the noteboard of your local supermarket
* Recover things from the trashbin that you regret you threw away
* When you show emotions, turn your head vertically and make faces
* When something goes wrong during the day, reboot: go home, go to sleep and start over
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You know you're an email-junkie when...


* You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
* You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
* You start using smileys in your snail mail.
* You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.